250+ Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Him That’ll Make You Stand Out

November 29, 2021

When talking up someone new, it might be challenging to find the appropriate words, but making the other person laugh never fails to break the ice. If you’re feeling particularly daring, these pick-lines for him are so cheesy that they won’t be able to help but smile.

A corny pick-up line will help to break the ice. It will demonstrate that you have a good sense of humour. It will make you appear to be a pleasant person to be around. So now I’m going to reveal 250+ Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Him That Will Make You Stand Out.

So, whether you’re looking for adorable pick-up lines to tell a guy you like him or cheesy pick-up lines to text to a person you’re interested in, these top creepy and dirty pick up lines will help you flirt.

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Boy Pick up lines

Hera are some Boy Pick up lines that will work on every guys.

Do you know what I would do if I was a surgeon? I’d give you my heart
I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting
If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed
I don’t like children until they are OUR children What do you think about that?
You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became so beautiful
Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers
I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got finewritten all over you!
Shall we test how well our genes mix?
So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple’
I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did
Your hand looks heavy I can hold it for you!
If I told you that I love your body, would you hold it against me?
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated
My bed broke this morning Can I sleep in yours tonight?
There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
Do I have to sign for your package?
I’m learning about important dates in history Wanna be one of them?
You: Are you good at math?
Mind if I ask you what your name is? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me

Cheesy pick up lines for him

Looking for some Cheesy pick up lines for him then you must follow these texts/ pick up lines below.

Roses are red Violets are blue I’m coming home with you
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you
Hello Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together
Life without you is like a broken pencil Pointless
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare
You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you
Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
Are you a keyboard? Because you are definitely my type!
I have the ability to predict your future using the lines on your palm Let me see yours Hmmmyour heart line says you will call me soon
I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone Have you heard of it?
Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Roses are red Violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
Wait a second I need to breathe Being with you takes my breath away
I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you

Dirty pick up lines for him

Do check some of the below Dirty pick up lines for him.

Don’t ever change Just get naked
There must be something wrong with my eyes I can’t take them off you
You must be the guy who’s going to buy me a drink
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together
What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight
There is something wrong with my cell phone It doesn’t have your number in it
OMG I was going to wear this exact same outfit tonight
I was feeling OFF the whole day But then, you showed up and turned me ON!
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
You are so selfish You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
Are you a loan? Because you are gaining my interest
If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine’
I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it
Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to?
Feel my shirt Know what it’s made of? Wifey material
Are you a magician? When I look at you everything disappears
I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen
In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy Somehow, you manage to be all three
You give the word ‘edible’ a whole new meaning
Do you have a map? I just got totally lost in your eyes
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you
Is your daddy a drug dealer? Because I think you look dope
Drake would call you and I God’s Plan

Funny pick up lines for him

I hate to see you go but I love to watch you walk away.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
Did you license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
They say Disney is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Cute pick up lines for him

Do you have a bandage? I think I scraped my knee the moment I fell for you
Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
Them: No (or Yes)
Are you as beautiful in the inside as you are on the outside?
Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced But can we try anyway?
If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine
In your own honest opinion, how does it feel to look so great?
Your eyes are like IKEA I’m totally lost in them
You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
Are you a -degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast Deal?
Can I borrow your lips?
I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes Let’s see how you like it
Sowhen are we going to get married?
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are I’m (your name)
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy
Would you mind if I give you a kiss right now?
I’m actually afraid of the dark Will you sleep with me tonight?
Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print
My hands feel cold Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me
I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back
Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend
If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion

Smooth pick up lines for him

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me
If you were a steak, you would be well done
You’re like a fine wine The more of you I drink in, the better I feel
Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m % your base
I’m going for a walk Would you mind holding my hand?
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Let’s save water by taking a shower together
So as long as we’re in the theatre… why don’t we get some play?
Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
You’re like my menorah’s candles… getting hotter every day
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams
Your lips look lonely Wanna introduce them to mine?
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight
Could you please hold this hand for me as I go walk in the park?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
Your lap seems available Can I sit on it?
I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Hey! Are you garbage? I’ll take you out!
Hi, my name is *insert your name here* just in case you want to lower your standards
You have been such a naughty boy Go to my bedroom!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See
Knock-knock (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you
I seem to have lost my phone number Can I have yours?
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together
We were both born without clothes

Corny pick up lines for him

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine
Hey, my name’s Microsoft Can I crash at your place?
Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
You: Me neither (or Me too) But the only number I care about is yours
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
You look like you know how to have a good time Been on any adventures lately?
If happiness starts with “H” why does mine start with “U”?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea
Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together
Hey I’m Mr Right I heard you were looking for me
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me
Hey, please keep your distance I might fall for you any time
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute
Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you
In your arms is where I truly belong
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here How should we spend their money?
When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul
You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Your lips are kind of wrinkled Mind if I press them?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more
I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Hello Cupid called He wants to tell you he needs my heart back
Did you just strike a match? I swear as soon as you walked in, it got lit
I’d rate you a nine because the only thing missing is me

Flirty pick up lines for him

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Sexy pick up lines for him

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you
Hug me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the earth flat?
You must be a magician Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind
Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart
“I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day”
Kiss me if I’m wrong But dinosaurs still exist, right?
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers
Well, here I am What are your other two wishes?
Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art
Nice dress Can I talk you out of it?
Do you have a New Year’s resolution? Because I’m looking at mine right now
If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album
I just lost my phone number Can I have yours instead?
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy
Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself
My lips are like skittles Wanna taste the rainbow?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention
Feel my shirt It’s made of boyfriend material
Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Bad pick up lines for him

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine
I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off
Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
You reek! That’s okay though—we can go take a shower together
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty
Did you just come out of the oven? Because man, you’re hot!
Why do you have to look so good?! I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing!
Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
I was wondering if you had an extra heart Mine was just stolen
I’m on top of things Would you like to be one of them?
I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you
You dropped something My jaw
Is it okay if I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection
If you were a steak you would be well done
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’
Your clothes look so uncomfortable Why don’t you let me help you take them off?
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
Want to spin my dreidels?
My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me Is that you?

How does one come up with pick up lines for Him?

So, whether you’re looking for adorable pick-up lines to tell a guy you like him or cheesy pick-up lines to text to a person you’re interested in, these top creepy and dirty pick-up lines will help you flirt.

Know His Personality

An interviewer or another individual asks personality questions to acquire information and insight into your character, values, ideals, passions, work ethic, and ability to self-regulate and reflect. So, before you ask him a pick-up line, you should first ask him a personality inquiry to determine his personality and then choose a pickup line based on it.

Must Use Funny Pickup Lines

Laughter is an essential aspect of life, and there is no exception when it comes to pick up lines. Making someone smile can tear down all kinds of obstacles and give you a fighting chance of winning. So, everytime you use a pickup line, make sure it’s a hilarious one.

Do Not Worry Too Much

They can be amusing. They can be a little cheesy. They can move between. They are merely the most superficial layer of engagement. So push through it and learn what makes him tick, and share something personal with him that shows him your humanity and credentials as a potential companion.

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